The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: November 25, 2007

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 119532:4428 - Nkir: Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? Clifford Stoll
Stardate: 119534:8385 - Insomnius: McDonald's calls their best customers SHU's Super Heavy Users!

Stardate: 119548:2112 - Cloudbase: When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. - Emo Phillips
Stardate: 119549:6713 - Cragon: So Cloudbase your the one who stole my bike.
Stardate: 119549:9414 - Zappp: Your bike is in the basement.
Stardate: 119550:6780 - Cloudbase: being resprayed and rebadged, available in a store near you in time for Christmas!!

Stardate: 119556:7713 - Cloudbase: When you say you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice. - Otto Von Bismark.

Stardate: 119557:9591 - Nkir: It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back. Mick Jagger

Stardate: 119558:8510 - Desaxman: The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't. -- Henry Ward Beecher

Stardate: 119566:6459 - Nkir: Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. Dave Barry

Stardate: 119571:2598 - Meteu: mini skirt: a magical device used by girls to make men stupid


THANKSGIVING QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Meteu, "ok I'm off to eat myself stupid"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Don't get too stupid, you might forget how to play Fed"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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