POSTS OF THE WEEKStardate: 119532:4428 - Nkir: Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? Clifford Stoll Stardate: 119548:2112 - Cloudbase: When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. - Emo Phillips Stardate: 119556:7713 - Cloudbase: When you say you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice. - Otto Von Bismark. Stardate: 119557:9591 - Nkir: It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back. Mick Jagger Stardate: 119558:8510 - Desaxman: The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't. -- Henry Ward Beecher Stardate: 119566:6459 - Nkir: Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. Dave Barry Stardate: 119571:2598 - Meteu: mini skirt: a magical device used by girls to make men stupid
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