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EARTHDATE: December 16, 2007

Official News page 4


YOU'D BETTER NOT POUT, YOU'D BETTER NOT CRY...

by Hazed

...Because Santa hates grizzly kids. He tries his best to be jolly and exude the Christmas cheer you expect from the fat man, but when a kid who is sitting on his knee gets sulky or whiney, or starts to cry, he just loses patience. Well, no-one likes snot in their beard!

So keep cheerful and Santa will be much happier - and more likely to talk to you when he opens his grotto in a few days. He's got a big sack full of a toys from which you can help yourself, and he has special things to give the nice - and naughty - girls and boys. You can also go on a sleigh ride, and experience the rush of a trip through the Solar System without the benefit of a spaceship!

And that's not all. As you wander aimlessly around the Sol planets, look out for the traditional decorations that have been put up here and there - and some not so traditional. Some of the bars are offering seasonal food and drink, too.

If you're very lucky, you might even find some fruitcake. Yum!


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