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EARTHDATE: January 6, 2008

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TOP TEN WORSE FED GIFTS

by Hazed

In real life you all have your list of the worst gifts to receive - a ghastly Christmas jumper, revolting aftershave or perfume that smells like something a cat produced, a useless household gadget, some fruitcake.

So what would be the worst gifts to receive in Fed? Here's the suggestions from the players.

1. A free pass to land on the sun - which doesn't work.
2. An expired customs exemption certificate.
3. A navcomp upgrade that keeps guiding you into the sun.
4. Fifteen bays of livestock - what a mess in your cargo hold.
5. A luncheon voucher that promises one free grope with Diesel - but it's a forgery.
6. Eight bays of cereals that have got wet, giving you a ship full of porridge.
7. A case of Diesel's Old Peculiar, but all the bottles are empty.
8. The PIN for the ATM - it works, but you find out its run out of groats.
9. A signed painting of Arlene.
10. Fruitcake!

Thanks to Djentsch and Jessecka for their suggestions.


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