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EARTHDATE: January 6, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 119775:9445 - Angus: Singing, dancing and laughing are the elixers of youth, be sure to indulge often. - I said that.
Stardate: 119776:0705 - Otter: Angus, you sing like a dog in heat, you dance like a monkey with fleas and you laugh like a hyena. I know, I was there...

Stardate: 119838:5584 - Racingnut: 9 most dangerous words in the english language- I'm from the government and im here to help.

Stardate: 119842:1461 - Dougal: every cloud has a silver lining... well most do
Stardate: 119845:3058 - Kalandra: FOR DOUGAL: while every cloud may have a silver lining, hundreds of people are struck by lightning each year looking for it. ;)

Stardate: 119911:0497 - Cloudbase: Every revolutionary idea -- in Science, Politics, Art or Whatever -- evokes three stages of reaction. They may be summed up by the three phrases: 1.It is completely impossible -- don't waste my time. 2.It is possible, but it is not worth doing. 3.I said it was a good idea all along.

Stardate: 119913:9574 - Gandolf: If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.

Stardate: 119929:4652 - Gandolf: Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.

Stardate: 119932:6573 - Buddy: You know it's time to go visit the doctor about your Restless Leg Syndrome when you wake up the next morning and there is a hole in the wall....

Stardate: 119938:4941 - Squeeky: When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? People?


RISKY ACT OF THE WEEK

Otter wonders if he should grope hazed? But then he might have wear a lapel pin that says "I groped hazed and died" or "I groped Hazed and now am running for my life".


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Hey fed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Hi Mono"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "only in Fed would you hear someone say hi to mono. lol"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "So... What you're really saying is that the spirit of Christmas is inside all of us?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I've got Christmas spirit inside me. Hic!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "might that not be plural Hazed?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "No, I don't believe in mixing my drinks"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I get a waitdroid to mix it for me! :)"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Hey, if Squeeky got married, would he have a mouse spouse?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "And would the place where she lives be the mouse spouse house?"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Meteu, "Whats up Angus"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Angus, "the stars, the sky, the GA taxes"


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