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EARTHDATE: January 13, 2008

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TOP TEN FED RESOLUTIONS THAT YOU FAILED TO KEEP

by Hazed

New Year, new resolutions, new guilt as you break them before the first week is out. So what are the things in Fed2 you really think you ought to do (or not do), but know deep down you won't (or will)? Here's the players' suggestions.

1. To refrain from creating a new alt for any reason whatsoever.
2. To issue bigger dividends.
3. To not impersonate Hazed any more (that's one you really should not break!)
4. To visit a new planet every week.
5. No more alts.
6. To never let customs catch you with contraband. Better yet, never let them catch you at all!
7. To read the manual.
8. No more 'stock' planets.
9. Not to be caught in the neuter loo writing your comm unit address on the wall.
10. Really, no more alts!

Thanks to Arlene, Djentsch, Gwarrior, Nomad, Trilleth and Zappp for their ideas.


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