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EARTHDATE: January 13, 2008

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REAL LIFE NEWS: STUPID CRIMINAL OF THE YEAR SO FAR

by Hazed

It's only January, but already we have a candidate for the Stupid Criminal of the Year award. He stole some knives from a store, hiding them in his pants, but while fleeing he tripped and stabbed himself in the stomach!

This ludicrous attempted theft took place in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Police say he took about $300 worth of hunting knives from a Meijer Inc superstore and put them into the waistband of his trousers. When he tried to leave the store, employees confronted him and there was a scuffle. He then fell and was stabbed by the knives he had hidden in his clothes. He's been taken to hospital for treatment, but luckily for him the wounds are not life-threatening. He does, however, face being charged with shoplifting once he's well enough to go to court.

So, criminals, that's the benchmark you have to top this year if you want to win the coveted Dumb Crim award for 2008!


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