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EARTHDATE: February 3, 2008

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TOP TEN FED REQUESTS THAT WILL NEVER BE GRANTED

by Hazed

Many players make suggestions about things they'd like to see in the game, and some of their suggestions, we act upon. But not all of them. There are a whole bunch of things that get requested over and over, but which we won't ever do. Here's the players' thoughts on what they might be.

1. Auto self-correcting speel check for the comms.
2. A license to kill in Sol.
3. Remote buying and selling so you don't have to haul.
4. A slithy tree.
5. Having Jarrow forgive your debt immediately.
6. Make the GA hold elections to keep their jobs.
7. Reduce the number of AK jobs needed to 2.
8. Change Arlene's picture. Or change Arlene's personality.
9. Bikinis as a tradable commodity.
10. A lifetime of slavery to universal overlord, Monodefuego.

Thanks to Monodefuego, who provided both the idea and most of the suggestions for this week's Top Ten, as well as to Bourbon, Bubba and Racingnut who also contributed.


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