POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 120197:1856 - Hazed: I try to live each day as if it was my last - I lie in bed all day, slipping in and out of conciousness. - Jeremy Hardy
Stardate: 120247:6228 - Hazed: When you do a push-up, are you really pushing yourself up, or are you shoving the rest of the universe away? - Scott Adams
Stardate: 120253:9718 - Cathy: Paradigm in Discontinuity always sells furs and monos with a minimum 6 spread. Please enjoy these low prices!
Stardate: 120255:3711 - Arlene: You haven't seen a proper spread until you've seen me do a split.
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Listen, darlings, the Fed Funnies is looking woefully empty for this week. Please can you all keep your eyes (or equivalent) out for funny conversations on the comms tonight, and mail me if you see anything"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "darn that writer's strike"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "x**tap dances across the channel**"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Angelfowl, "i::tosses Squeeky some cheese::::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "hehe"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Blasts the cheese with a jet of flame. Now it's grilled cheese!:"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "cool :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "throws the smoldering cheese in the snow. Now it's grilled cheese on white!:"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "imports livestock to the frozen field. Now it's grilled cheese on white with a side of chips!:"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Ok Z----z no fair logging in right after I did"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Now people might think I am your alt"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "Coincidence???? I think not.;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Fluffyfish, "Meow! Glub? *points a fin at Zard, then at Zardoz*"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "Not really, Fluffy. But it's a funny joke anyway."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Fluffyfish, "Glub-glub-glub! Purrrrrrrrrrr!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "I'm translating catfish. What's worse, I'm not really worried about it."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "I am so tired of being a good boy. I want to be a baaaaaad boy!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djmayhem, "Run with scissors."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Down with commas! Let's replace them with - say - dashes perhaps."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Or mermaids"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "That<mermaid> Zand<mermaid> is one of<mermaid> if not the<mermaid> silliest things I've ever heard."
EVENT THAT TELLS YOU HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT OF THE WEEK
Smile: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a powerpacks factory.
If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.
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