The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: May 11, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 120940:9807 - Occy: One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries."--A.A. Milne

Stardate: 120948:1383 - Gandolf: Some people live life in the fast lane. I seem to be in oncoming traffic.

Stardate: 120953:4911 - Occy: To fly, we have to have resistance."--Maya Lin
Stardate: 120954:3404 - Zardoz: To fly, order one of those fancy Bat Suits from Acme."-- Wil E. Coyote

Stardate: 120957:1672 - Buddy: Any factory built on Parkland Station without permission will be considered a squatter and thus forfeit that factory through expropriation. If you wish to build a factory on Parkland Station, please seek me out directly, not through the boards, and ask what factory I need or that you can build. This will be the only warning.
Stardate: 120957:1829 - Monodefuego: Buddy, I'm building a squatter factory. We will produce squatters for you to expropriate. Once you have an army of the homeless, together we will roll into Sol and take over Castillo.

Stardate: 120965:2461 - Hazed: I joined the Imperial Navy to see the Galaxy. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Stardate: 120965:2796 - Gandolf: Be a non-conformist like everyone else and vote for Fed2!

Stardate: 120968:4791 - Occy: An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind."--Mahatma Gandhi,

Stardate: 121000:8182 - Gandolf: Deja Vu: Reports are coming of a fusion generator explosion on Chernobyl

Stardate: 121003:7170 - Buddy: It's Cinco de Mayo....the "holiday" where everyone drinks a liter of mayonnaise.....cheers!
Stardate: 121004:7714 - Fancy: And memorializes the Hellman's that went down on the Titanic - the Sinko de Mayo.

Stardate: 121008:1076 - Gandolf: There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.

Stardate: 121024:9975 - Hazed: Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go - Oscar Wilde


MOODS OF THE WEEK

Fed took his lunch money, so Monodefuego has just arrived.

WARNING* Heavily Medicated For Your Safety! Andrew has left."

Hauling assets, Sama has left.

Wearing a t-shirt that says, "I'm out of my mind, please leave a message." Angelfowl has left.

Your deluded imagination tells you that Paul has left.

My other mood is a porsche Maguanste has left.

Reality Is Only An Illusion That Occurs Due To A Lack Of Alcohol~ Andrew has left.


INSTRUCTION OF THE WEEK

Telling people to get off their butts and use their moods, Pine has just arrived.
Up off his butt and using his mood, Gandolf has left.
Off his butt and using his mood, Monodefuego has just arrived.
Wondering what his butt has to do with his mood, Gandolf has just arrived


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "lol, those beloved infomercials, have a body of an 18 year old at 40"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I have the body of an 18 year old. I buried it under the patio."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Antonio, "how do you quit a job?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Andrew, "void"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Antonio, "thanks"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "type VOID... or go out with the Boss's Daughter."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "The latter is more exciting, and more fulfilling btw."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Antonio, "lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Andrew, "I like Zard's version better"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Occy, "unless it's hazed'd daughter"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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