The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: June 29, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 121422:6944 - Hazed: Don't go to bed angry - stay up all night and plan your revenge.

Stardate: 121439:7050 - Hazed: Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
Stardate: 121441:8329 - Squeeky: if man invented language to complain wouldnt that mean that it helps woman to nag? :)

Stardate: 121449:8138 - Gandolf: The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

Stardate: 121457:8017 - Gandolf: Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?


CLOTHES OF THE WEEK

Examine Jezz
Your comm unit crackles with a message from The Galactic Health Organization, "Looking at things that good can cause premature blindness in adult males. Please report to your nearest health facility for screening"


MOODS OF THE WEEK

If Alts Were Trees...This Place Would Be An Orchard Andrew has just arrived.

His cup runneth over, which explains the large rag wrapped around it, Gandolf has just arrived.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "Double drat. I ran out of characters. Now, what lovely part of my description do I cut out? :("
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "The vowels"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "I was going to go with punctuation."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "spaces?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "Ooo! Adjectives"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "Hmph. Each word, spacing, and punctuation is a word of art. To delete even one changes the masterpiece. le sigh."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Then you'll just have to wear less clothes."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "Have you noticed that Mop and Mope are seperated by only one letter? Must mean that cleaning is the final step before depression."


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