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EARTHDATE: August 31, 2008

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TOP TEN REASONS HAZED SHOULDN'T GO AWAY AGAIN

by Jezz

As most of you are aware, Hazed was unavoidably absent for a couple of days this week. So it seemed only fitting after she returned and restored order to the Universe that our Top Ten should be the Top Ten reasons Hazed should not be allowed to be away from Fed.

10. Hazed maintains peace in the universe vs Emperor Ming.
9. Without Hazed around people misspell the names of their planets and there is no one to make fun of them.
8. Because life without Hazed in it is like a broken pencil: pointless.
7. We need to have a model to emulate (I wasn't quite sure whether this meant a runway super-model or a plastic miniature Hazed action figure).
6. We wouldn't have the enchanting demi-goddess with the piercing green eyes to keep us in line.
5. Because without Hazed, the only person to deconstruct every sentence we say and mess around with its intended meaning would be DJ.
4. Someone has to mediate in the endless cats v. mice arguments.
3. The chocolate futures suffer when Hazed is away.
2. Because if Hazed doesn't keep peddling, the universe will stop working.
And the number one reason Hazed should not be allowed to be away from Fed is...
1. Because we miss her!!!


Many thanks to Caesar, Zardoz, Kblackdragon and Hazed for their ideas.


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