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EARTHDATE: October 12, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 122270:0043 - Jordis: Arguing with a woman is easy, as long as you do it silently so she can't hear you.
Stardate: 122270:3173 - Gandolf: There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Stardate: 122270:8038 - Hazed: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."-Miss Piggy

Stardate: 122275:3957 - Dinger: The weather is here, wish you were beautiful

Stardate: 122279:6704 - Occy: Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood."--Marie Curie,
Stardate: 122282:2032 - Zardoz: Marie Curie never met my wife."--Wayne Bobbit.

Stardate: 122330:1282 - Gandolf: If it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic! -- Tweedledee; Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"

Stardate: 122333:5012 - Arthurfrayn: Dear Hazed, due to the recent crash I discovered I lost my mind. Can I please have it back? Oh wait, it's out of warrenty, I'll just go buy another at WalMart.

Stardate: 122338:8553 - Gandolf: I had date with an older woman the other night. She was charming and had a rose in her teeth. Well, it wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly. It was more like the rose and the teeth were in the same glass.

Stardate: 122351:7055 - Buddy: Smile like you maybe really don't mean it but want to make it look like you do


SONG OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 122355:9588 - Zarquad: First! I was afraid. I was petrified!
Stardate: 122356:0418 - Lynnea: Thought I could never FED without you by my side!
Stardate: 122356:0954 - Trilleth: Spent, oh, so many weeks afraid to promote all by myself!
Stardate: 122356:1374 - Jordis: But I grew strong, I learned how to trade alone!
Stardate: 122356:8806 - Cragon: But now I'm lost..lost among the stars...but I know I'll find my way back to where you are.
Stardate: 122358:8707 - Jezz: And so you felt like dropping in and just expect my goods for free.. but now I'm saving all my monos for someone who trades with me!
Stardate: 122360:3458 - Trilleth: And so now go! Fly out to space! Just turn around now, 'cause I've exiled you from this place!


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Tick, "okay, enough shouting. Back to the futures."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arthurfrayn, "would that be BACK TO THE FUTURES I, II or III ?"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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