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EARTHDATE: October 19, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 122391:0627 - Gandolf: According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
Stardate: 122391:3339 - Zarquad: and 85% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Stardate: 122399:0936 - Gandroid: The moving cursor writes, and having written, blinks on.
Stardate: 122399:1823 - Lynnea: BlinkBlink, BlinkBlink, BlinkBlink....
Stardate: 122401:6672 - Angelfowl: Don't blink, Don't even blink, blink and your dead," -Dr Who

Stardate: 122417:8584 - Hazed: If you hit anything, call it the target.

Stardate: 122418:7575 - Occy: None but a coward dares to boast that he has never known fear."--Ferdinand Foch,
Stardate: 122419:5155 - Gandolf: I know fear, and I have the pants to prove it
Stardate: 122419:6153 - Zarquad: I too have known fear. I even learned fear's name. It is Arlene.
Stardate: 122419:7023 - Riley: Have your people fear you and you will rule them. Have them not fear you and they will rule you.

Stardate: 122426:3721 - Hazed: They say you should forget your anger before you lie down at night. So I sleep standing up.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "Did I kill the comms? Or was that a natural death?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "No, I think it was Muna again"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Munabilo, "lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Munabilo, "it's a gift"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Is it one we can return?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Munabilo, "i lost the receipt"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Maybe we can sell it on ebay"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "Likely. Someone will buy anything there."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Munabilo, "com killing ability, also creates uncomfortable lulls, highest bid""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "How much do you think we'd get for it?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Munabilo, "well, the ability isn't exactly rare, so not much"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Maybe we should just hold onto it until it's somebody that we don't like's birthday - then we can give it to them"


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