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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 122555:9415 - Hazed: I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. - Oscar Wilde

Stardate: 122563:6664 - Arlene: As a peace offering for forgetting to scare you for Halloween, Arlene is pleased to announce that he shall be hiding in select ships - frockless - for the next week to scare you! Will you be one of the lucky ones to get tricked and treated at the same time? Enter your ship to find out!

Stardate: 122573:3261 - Zand: Everyone doesn't talk about the elephant in the room, so why does no one not ever talk about the rhinoceros in the attic?

Stardate: 122574:4057 - Occy: Silence is the virtue of fools."--Francis Bacon,
Stardate: 122575:8905 - Gandroid: what?

Stardate: 122580:4818 - Shrevo: Frosty the snowman saves at a snow bank.
Stardate: 122580:6620 - Kblackdragon: Are those deposits FDIC insured for melt?
Stardate: 122581:2537 - Shrevo: nope its cold hard cash but if things get too hot he will have to liquidate his assets

Stardate: 122591:9471 - Gwaptiva: If a man has visions, he should go see a doctor -- Helmut Schmidt
Stardate: 122593:1947 - Admrose: Should he go to an optometrist if his visions are impaired?

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Solifer, "Is it possible to tune out the com?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "no, the voices stay in ya head forever....hehe"

If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.

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