POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 122715:5577 - Occy: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Stardate: 122727:7414 - Gandroid: You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -- Olin Miller
Stardate: 122767:2584 - Squeeky: You might have too many alts if they form their own union.
Stardate: 122806:0310 - Dopplershift: Life is briefly a bowl of cherries which rapidly becomes the pits.....
Stardate: 122806:6772 - Zand: There are some stages between cherries and the pitts... they sour then get rotten and we mustn't forget decomposition.#
Stardate: 122848:3394 - Gandolf: Dyslexics are teople poo.
THREAT OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 122823:8206 - Arlene: If you've been naughty, I will give you a kiss for Christmas. If you've been nice, I will give you a kiss for Christmas. If you're indifferent, I will give you a kiss for Christmas.
Stardate: 122824:0511 - Dopplershift: Ermmm, are there any other choices, Arlene?
Stardate: 122824:6528 - Lippin: There is one other choice, Doppler. You can commit suicide.
Stardate: 122824:9159 - Jezz: Maybe you could just accept it and return it the next day?
Stardate: 122825:2180 - Dopplershift: Nice choice Lip, if that were the case, we'd all be dead, and Arlene woululd be alone in Fed space....Hmm, not a bad idea....
Stardate: 122826:0518 - Zardoz: Oh Goodie Arlene... And I have the perfect spot on my posterior for you to place your present.
Stardate: 122826:9187 - Mentallyhayzed: Please keep your lips to yourself
Stardate: 122827:5780 - Jeffro: a face could sink a thousand ships but a Kiss is frightful...
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "squeek"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dopplershift, "Hiyas, Mousy"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "peep"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dopplershift, "G'day Gwapy-chick..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "I was trying to speak mouse"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "my accent must have fooled you"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "And here I thought you were changing your name to Tom"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dopplershift, "ya, must be that Glasgow brogue, lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Peeping Tom...... Oh come on!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dopplershift, "ROFL"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Thank you Doppler"
LIGHTBULB JOKES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Setup: Ther is an area in Dallas (city withing eh Dallas City limits) we call Parkies. They THINK they are exclusive and better than everyone else... ok, joke:"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "How many Parkies does it take to change a light bulb?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I don't know, how many Parkies does it take to change a light bulb?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "2, One to call the electrician and one to make cocktails"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Deadwood, "two, one to call the butler and one to mix the martini's?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Munabilo, "how many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arthurfrayn, "ummm what was the question again?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Munabilo, "LET'S GO RIDE BIKES"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Ok, Was I bumped intentionally"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "How many Union Electricians does it take to change a light bulb?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "five..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "One to carry the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder and change the lighbulb, one to supervise, and one to drink a martini with the Parkies."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Munabilo, "the Parkies are listening Zand..."
If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.
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