The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: December 14, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 122883:1626 - Zand: Vote
Stardate: 122883:8591 - Vote: Zand
Stardate: 122884:5014 - Gandroid: See Zand vote. Vote, Zand, vote.

Stardate: 122888:6553 - Occy: My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.-Henny Youngman

Stardate: 122901:3765 - Dopplershift: Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. - Dave Barry

Stardate: 122910:1306 - Dopplershift: The dyslexic, insomniac, philosopher: He laid awake all night contemplating the existence of Dog......


MOOD OF THE WEEK

Wearing a shirt emblazened with the text "I'm a terson poo", dyslexic Gandolf has just arrived.


DRINKS OF THE WEEK

Dinger has bought you and everyone within arms reach a shot of his favorite grog. You hesitate because the jug it was poured from is marked XXX! But after seeing Dinger down his and live, you down yours. Dinger then starts to sing... "Fifteen men on a dead man's chest

Gandroid has bought you a tin of WD-42 and a bowl of nuts.. and bolts..


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Thank me it's Friday!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "ah, ok... thank you"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You're welcome"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "They should name a chain of restaurants after that thought"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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