TOP TEN REASONS YOU SHOULD RTFM
by Jezz
You know how it is when you've had a nice long break from work and then suddenly have to get back in the routine again? Well that's how it was with the Top Ten this week. Try as I might I just couldn't come up with a good idea, so I put my faith in my fellow Fedders and threw the question onto open Comms.
A few minutes later, with my faith thoroughly shattered and several unprintable name suggestions for Riley's prospective planet, I was relieved that Andrew came up with an idea that could actually be used for a top ten.
Here are the Top Ten Reasons You Should Read the F... Manual!
10. |
Because Jezz can't answer EVERY Fed question in TBs. |
9. |
To find all the typos and send them to feedback. |
8. |
Someone has to answer Meteu's questions. |
7. |
Because it is a labour of love by Hazed and she would appreciate knowing that someone has taken the time to peruse her work just once. |
6. |
Because if you knew what was in store for you at later ranks, you would appreciate being a Captain a whole lot more. |
5. |
So you will have something to do while trying to earn enough Trader Credits to promote. |
4. |
So you can look smart by answering other people's questions on comms. |
3. |
So you will know when Oddball finally gets an answer wrong (stranger things have happened). |
2. |
RTFM... laundry... RTFM... laundry... you choose. |
and the number one reason you should RTFM is... |
1. |
So you can read the rules and understand why you can't explain on comms what you thought RTFM stood for! |
Many thanks to Andrew, Arthurfrayn, Fletcher, Jewells, Meteu and Zardoz for all their ideas... well not all of them exactly... you know what I mean.
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