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EARTHDATE: January 25, 2009

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 122977:9708 - Hazed: Did you hear about the suicidal homeopathist? He tried to kill himself by taking an underdose.

Stardate: 122997:0501 - Gandolf: Don't hate yourself in the morning. Vote for Fed2. And sleep 'til noon.

Stardate: 123000:0970 - Cloudbase: when I was 7 I prayed that I would get a bike for Christmas, when I was 8 I realised it didnt work that way, so that year I stole a bike and just prayed for forgiveness

Stardate: 123020:0364 - Hazed: What is Santa's Favourite Pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even. Merry Christmas everyone!

Stardate: 123056:5383 - Gandroid: Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no good.

Stardate: 123077:5493 - Buddy: my new year's resolution is to not make resolutions

Stardate: 123138:6223 - Arthurfrayn: sometimes you feel like an alt, sometimes you don't...

Stardate: 123143:1362 - Gandroid: Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

Stardate: 123179:5869 - Jeffro: A fool and there money are soon parted, unless you have a gov bailout.
Stardate: 123181:5192 - Buddy: where do you think they are getting the money for it?;)
Stardate: 123182:0265 - Zand: Hey, Don't need to worry about the Fool, He got the money to start with didn't he

Stardate: 123198:3853 - Liakell: If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?" - Steven Wright

Stardate: 123207:7055 - Arlene: Perhaps you thought that I had been wiped out by the wholesome happy filth known as Santa! You were not so lucky. I'm still here, possums!
Stardate: 123208:1528 - Zardoz: Hmmm... somehow the above post would be a bit more ominous if it weren't made by an insignificant Captain.


MOODS OF THE WEEK

if you can see this you are too close Rasman has just arrived.

covered in blinking christmas lights Shrevo has just arrived.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Angelfowl, "we were talking about how most of the game is probably just 3 people playing it, with lots of alts.... but my dad said it's just Bella who coded everyone with there own unque personality ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "I resemble that, Fowly. Everyone knows I have no personality"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I don't think Bella imagined me."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "I hope Bella didn't imagine *me*"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bella, "no hazed - not in my wildest dreams..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "She'd need some serious professional help"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Bella's imagination isn't that way out Gwap"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bella, "which is why u r a demi-goddess - I could only imagine half of you.."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "glad to hear it. I was about to call Samaritans"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "But which half?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bella, "the other half"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "I want space telemarketers - they are far more evil!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Noooooooo!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Your comm unit crackles with a message from (name withheld), "Hello, I would like to talk to you about refinancing your ship loan""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "I can see it now - robo-tightbeams - have you considered switching electricity suppliers sir/madam/it?"


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