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EARTHDATE: February 1, 2009

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FEDERGORIES

Thursday January 29
by Angelfowl

This week we had: Kalandra, Risu, Jezz, Fletcher, Reinor, and Bourbon showing up to play. The week's theme was jobs, and after going through the rules, we jumped right in.

Our first category was: "Professions traditionally/historically held by Men... starting with D." Reinor said, "doctor," Risu said, "Dump truck driver," Kalandra said, "Drill man (on an oil rig)," Reinor said, "dentist," Jezz said, "Dustman" and Bourbon said, "dating stud."

Next: "Professions traditionally/historically held by women starting with... N." Risu said, "Nurse," Kalandra said, "Naughty Nurse (in erm, adult films)," Jezz said, "negligee model," Bourbon said, "nanny" and Reinor said, "nurse."

"Favorite AK location" gave us these answers: Kalandra said, "dr foggs ;)" Risu said, "Secruity Station on Doris," Jezz said, "the kitchen on phobos" and Bourbon said, "Cathy's house."

Next, I asked for "Dangerous professions starting with... S." Kalandra said, "Snake Handler," Jezz said, "slum lord," Risu said, "Snake Handler," Bourbon said, "samuri sharpener" and Reinor said, "steel worker."

"Most BORING jobs... starting with B" resulted in: Kalandra said, "Basement sweeper," Bourbon said, "broom sweeper," Risu said, "Board Inspector (in a lumber yard)," Jezz said, "bed maker" and Fletcher said, "Boring Jobs."

Then we had: "Favorite Fed planet to relax on...." and "Jobs they couldn't pay you enough to do" and "Jobs they wouldn't have to pay you to do" then "Favorite Fed Rank."

Finally we got to the final round. It was: "Wackiest jobs you've EVER heard of." After several moments we had these answers:

Risu said, "Samauri Sharpener...."
Kalandra said, "Chicken sexer, chicken coop planner, turkey inseminator, goose flight instructor, doggie day care, santa."
Jezz said, "mold inspector, rubber maid, plate smasher, wedding singer, crash test dummy."
Reinor said, "morgue assistant (diener), witch doctor, psychic, entemologist, lie detector operator, trash compacter, tractor cleaner."
Bourbon said, "munckin, elf, babysitter,"

Final Scores were:

Third place with a great 13 points for his first try... Reinor!
Second place with 15 points... Bourbon!
And in first with 17 points each... Kalandra and Jezz!

Thank you guys for playing. Federgories is now moved to 4.00pm eastern every week, so join us next Thursday.


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