REAL LIFE NEWS: THE WORST DRIVER IN IRELANDby HazedPolice all over Ireland were amazed at how often the same man was being stopped and charged with traffic offences - but giving different addresses each time. Who was this man, with so many abodes, who broke the law so often? He was surely the worst driver in Ireland. The man in question was Polish, and his name was Mr Prawo Jazdy. He had numerous speeding tickets, and a whole bunch of parking fines to his name. He seemed to criss-cross the country, racking up offenses from counties Cork to Cavan. But then, the mystery was solved... it turned out that Prawo Jazdy wasn't a name at all. It was Polish for "driving license". Whoops! |