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EARTHDATE: April 12, 2009

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A TESTER'S REPORT

by Zardoz

Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Zardoz, "Hazed, before I begin, may I take this opportunity to let you know what an honor it is to serve in this capacity. Why, just the other day, I was telling Zod how proud I would be to serve your worshipfulness. And now you have bestowed this honor upon me. I, and the rest of my family, am absolutely thrilled. It is therefore, with great honor, and awe, befitting such a monumental, and significant responsibility, that I present forthwith this humble report to your blessedness. And might I say, with all the reverence that I can muster, that mere words cannot fully convey the depth of my admiration for the work that has been done by Bella. I am at a loss for words, in describing the sheer astonishment and amazement that lowly me, a player, who until just recently was a newb, has been granted such a privilege to present this report to you. So, with the brevity, and sanctity that this report requires, I hereby submit to you, your supreme majesticness, this humble report, of an item that I, your lowly servant, detected today during Game Play."

>tb Zardoz Thank you for you report. You failed to provide a report of what you detected. Please describe the item, in a brief manner.
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.

Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Zardoz, "Hazed, I am so embarrassed. Please forgive this oversight made by your lowly servant. I am not worthy to submit such reports. I humbly request your magnificent grace be showered upon me for this oversight. I pledge to do my utmost in the future to provide your splendidness reports that meet the high standards of service that this honorable office that you bestowed upon me requires."

>tb Zardoz Yes, very good. Now your report please.
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.

Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Zardoz, "Oh of course your wonderfulness. I noticed that dividends are limited to only two per day."

>tb Zardoz Yes. That was announced in the Star.
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.

Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Zardoz, "It most certainly was. And may I take this opportunity on complimenting you on such a wonderful edition it was. It had to be the best edition I have read. I most thoroughly enjoyed this week's "Winding Down" as well. However, I don't believe that the dividend limit was applied in the manner you intended. But it is probably an error on my part. I was not implying in any way that a mistake had been made. I know that your immaculateness is not capable of error."

>tb Zardoz Last week's Star did not have a winding down. And what do you mean by not applied in the manner I intended?
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.

Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Zardoz, "There wasn't a "Winding Down"? Oh... I didn't notice. In any event, and perhaps this lowly servant interpreted your wishes incorrectly, but I believe that you desired that each company be limited to two dividends per day. It appears, but I may be mistaken, and perhaps am, that dividends are limited to only two per day for all companies. It is probably an oversight on my part your marvelousness. It appears that the wording of the Galactic rules needs to be revised."

>tb Zardoz Oh good me. I will have this corrected right away. Thank you.
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.

Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Zardoz, "I am not worthy to receive your thanks. The mere honor of being able to present this small insignificant report is more than thanks enough. Would you care to hear my suggestions for revised wordings of the rules?"

>tb Zardoz Oh please do.
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.

>block Zardoz
Zardoz has been added to your ignore list.

>tb Jezz what in my name did you ever see in this nutter?
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.

"Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Jezz, "He makes me look good."

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