TOP TEN THINGS FED PLAYERS WOULD DO IF THEY RULED THE UNIVERSE
by Jezz
I suppose most Fed players have at least a little megalomaniacal streak. Why else would we want to rule our own planets and have all those workers at our beck and call? Of course, if you take that a step further, we can all think of something we would do differently if we suddenly became ruler of the entire Universe. I asked my fellow Fedizens what they would do if they were given that supreme power and this is...
The Top Ten Things Fed Players Would Do if They Ruled the Universe.
| 10. |
Open the ATM to figure out the PIN number needed. (I didn't want to mention that if you could open the ATM you wouldn't need the PIN number.) |
| 9. |
Make Hazed haul for me. (This person believes in living dangerously!) |
| 8. |
Give POs a few chances at getting a good exchange roll... sort of like Yahtzee? |
| 7. |
Make Cats clean her own litter box. |
| 6. |
Make Zand do write ups on all planets after exploring each one. |
| 5. |
Charge a toll to haulers at the link that goes straight to POs' bank account. |
| 4. |
Have an "Are You Serious?" button when doing walk-ups so you can't mess up. |
| 3. |
Make it so that all POs must tour a planet a week and it can't be their own. |
| 2. |
Make everyone RTFM before they make a character. |
I need to pause here and point out that number 2 was suggested by Meteu. Please feel free to throw as many manuals at him as you like next time he asks a question on the comms that would have been answered if he had read the manual.
The number one (and very sensible) suggestion is... |
| 1. |
Make everyone try the events in Sol before writing a planet (ski run, bungee jump, wilderness tour etc). |
Many thanks to Zand, Zardoz, Meijerman, Tenabutter, Meteu and Catspaws for their ideas. There were quite a few more suggestions that didn't make it to the list. Perhaps it is better, after all, that most of us aren't in charge of the Universe.
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