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SKIMPY NEWS THIS WEEK

by Hazed

This edition of the Fed2 Star is smaller than usual because my creative juices are not running as freely as they usually do - I've had a cold all week, and I'm still not feeling 100%.

But don't worry, I haven't got swine flu. And in case you are worried that you might have it, here's a handy website where you can check.

And if you contract swine flu, don't worry, all you need to cure it is some oinkment!

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