TOP TEN SONGS TO DIE FOR
by Jezz
Lynnea recently changed her planet to include some rather interesting events and creatures. It was her revelation on the comms that whilst in the throes of drawing her last painful breath before dying, she heard a beast singing something to her that sparked the Top Ten this week. So without further ado, here are... The Top Ten Songs the Beast Could Have Been Singing to Lynnea as She Died.
| 10. |
Taps. |
| 9. |
Suicide is Painless. |
| 8. |
One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater. |
| 7. |
I will Survive. |
| 6. |
Don't Fear the Reaper. |
| 5. |
Bye Bye Miss Ameican Pie. |
| 4. |
Kiss This. |
| 3. |
Keep Breathing. |
| 2. |
Highway to Hell. |
And the number one song choice is...
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| 1. |
Send in the Clones. |
There were many more suggestions. My ideas such as... if it was a parasitic beast it would be singing "You've got me under your skin" and a carnivorous beast might be singing "I've got chew babe" were more or less booed off the spacewaves. Whip it, Seasons in the Sun and quite a few others were suggested, but Lynnea eventually let us know the song was "Who are you... who who... who who..." which suggests that the beast is actually part owl. You'll just have to go and see for yourself if you want to know more.
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