POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 124544:2428 - Occy: She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still
Stardate: 124553:7507 - Occy: A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption
Stardate: 124559:6313 - Occy: No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Stardate: 124567:8490 - Gandroid: I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
Stardate: 124570:4459 - Occy: A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
Stardate: 124571:3014 - Xorna: Logo of a popular NJ hot dog franchise - "It's not just dogs." Graffiti scrawled at the bottom of the sign - "It's cats, too."
Stardate: 124572:2985 - Sparhawk: Insert witty comment here.
Stardate: 124578:9377 - Occy: A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "ANd hello to anyone else that is alive in Fed"