THE TOP TEN REASONS YOU SHOULD STAY AWAKE IN FED
by Hazed
It was quiet on the comms, with lots of people asleep, and we wanted to give them reasons to wake up. So here are the top ten reasons you should stay awake in Fed.
| 10. |
Because if you sleep in a bar, you risk being carted off by Nightwatch and deposited in that smelly dormitory. |
| 9. |
You'll miss taking part in the exciting conversations on the comms. |
| 8. |
The waitdroids might lube you up with WD-42. |
| 7. |
Someone will start painting your face strange colors, and send a photo into the Star. |
| 6. |
If you're a PO, your citizens might get discontented if you don't pay attention to them. |
| 5. |
So you don't keep everyone else awake with your snoring. |
| 4. |
If you're asleep you miss out on the chance to taunt DJ. |
| 3. |
If you an FO, your PO might zap your factory. |
| 2. |
You don't want to miss a single second's opportunity to make groats. |
And the number one reason you should stay awake in Fed is...
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| 1. |
You don't want to miss out on the opportunity to help with a TOP TEN! |
Thanks to Lynnea, who came up with the topic and supplied most of the reasons, and to Dj, who had to be coaxed to supply an entry but came through in the end. (And I didn't mention the risk that Arlene might find you asleep and... no, it's too horrible to contemplate!)
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