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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 124688:6374 - Freya: Talk is cheap because supply always exceeds demand
Stardate: 124688:6496 - Lynnea: I'm going to make all my WorkThingies stop talking so I can drive up the prices.

Stardate: 124688:8867 - Logical: I didn't see the Logic in any of this, so I thought I'd add some (c:=

Stardate: 124679:5366 - Occy: A backward poet writes inverse.

Stardate: 124695:4610 - Zand: Top Ten reasons to procrastinate: 1.

Stardate: 124706:0631 - Freya: Why be a cog in the machine when you can be a spanner in the works?
Stardate: 124706:4464 - Linebacker: well as a Cog you get oiled, lubed and taken care of, as a Spanner you just get used and discarded

Stardate: 124712:2139 - Occy: I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Stardate: 124725:7091 - Logical: Most people don't know what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. --George Carlin

Stardate: 124727:1238 - Occy: Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers

Stardate: 124729:4335 - Zand: This is an important service announcement. That is all.

Stardate: 124760:3469 - Occy: Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy

Stardate: 124779:8391 - Occy: When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

MOOD OF THE WEEK

I'm an Artificial Robotic Lifeform Engineered for Nocturnal Exploration, but you can call me Arlene has left.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

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