TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WITH A DEAD GRIZZLE
by Hazed
I was a bit stumped for a topic for this week's Top Ten, and the only suggestions I got were things to do with a dead cat (Squeeky naturally loved that one) and what to give a rodent (Catspaws was right behind this one). So I compromised, and asked for suggestions for the top ten things to do with a dead grizzle!
| 10. |
Stuff it and place it on the piano bench in Chez Diesel as a conversation piece. |
| 9. |
Kebabs. Yum! |
| 8. |
Set it on fire and use it for incense. |
| 7. |
Turn it into cat food. |
| 6. |
Pose it in a terrifying position, to deter burglars. |
| 5. |
Put it in front of Catspaws when she wakes up to scare her. |
| 4. |
Use it as a door stop. |
| 3. |
Turn it into a rug so Catspaws have a nice soft bed. |
| 2. |
Fit it with a rocket and use it as a space sled. |
And the number one thing to do with a dead grizzle is...
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| 1. |
Sell the body to Dr Fogg - he's sure to come up with something unspeakably obscene to do with it. |
Thanks to Catspaws, Djentsch and Squeeky for their suggestions.
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