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EARTHDATE: August 2, 2009

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 124872:8595 - Occy: A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Stardate: 124873:3154 - Insomnius: a soiled egg in the pudding is hard to eat.

Stardate: 124875:1411 - Racingnut: Always drive as if the Police are following you- seen on billboard
Stardate: 124876:5613 - Zand: Driving like you are being chased by the police is much more fun!

Stardate: 124898:6526 - Occy: Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

Stardate: 124900:3636 - Occy: What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "just had a burger at fedruckers. actually sounds really good right now."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "lol! i overeat in real-life and on the internet! i'm doomed!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "At least Fed food doesn't have calories"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "nor do you gain any weight"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "true that. but digital cholesterol is very very bad for you."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "i have a creative idea. anyone want to hear?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "if it has to deal with the rodent and cheese, nope"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "lol! nothing to do with cheese at all. when you repay half your commanders loan"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "a banker appears and gives you a certificate of appreciation"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "and say, 10 hauler credits"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "encouragement to those getting tired of dealing with the loan, maybe?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "i can see the first item, and maybe a hardy handshake"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Email the suggestion to feedback@ibgames.com (and please put Fed2 somewhere in the subject line)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lippin, "A real banker would appear, slap you for being so slow in repayment and deduct 10 hauler credits."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "they have pretty wimpy handshakes too, come to think of it."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "actually, i think i like lippin's idea better than my own..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "LOL"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "lol! nothing like submitting a creative idea to get the chat flowing, if you don't mind having your idea chewed to death. :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Munch munch"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "I was chewing on Lippins Idea"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "well, in Bourbon's and my case, chewed to death is more like it"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "or would that be gumming? one of the two"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "a banker appears and gives Carwheel a certificate of appreciation and a slap in the face:::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "There ya go"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Or better yet... "a banker appears and gives Catspaws a yank of the tail"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Boy an I gonna regret that one"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "i feel sorry for the player who caused that"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "that would be lippin, of course."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "my original idea had nothing to do with slapping or yanking."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "You should know that any idea submitted on the comms, is quickly morphed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "lol! i was counting on it."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "morphed faster than a bill in congress."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "well, that is only because we don't take a vacation every 5 minutes after starting a session"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "that and we don't send every 3rd item to a committe either"


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