TOP TEN MOST DANGEROUS WAYS TO TRAVEL IN FED DATASPACE
by Hazed
Freya had to move from Mars to Earth in order to buy herself a cat charm, but with her famous 5" high heels walking isn't all that easy, so she was grateful that she could teleport. That got us thinking about other transport difficulties, which lead onto the top ten most dangerous ways to travel in Fed DataSpace.
| 10. |
Blindfolded flying through the Interstellar Link. |
| 9. |
Bungee jumping. |
| 8. |
Walking through Graveyard. |
| 7. |
Forgetting the ATM is behind the sun. |
| 6. |
Using a defective teleporter. |
| 5. |
Flying your spaceship with an empty fuel tank because someone sold you a magic fuel capsule. |
| 4. |
Walking through the Martian ruins without a map. |
| 3. |
Taking the monorail on Earth - you never know when someone might sit next to you and ask you, quietly but insistently, "Have you let Gaelaan into your life yet?" |
| 2. |
Touring Titan and not heeding the warning signs. |
And the number one most dangerous way to travel in Fed DataSpace is...
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| 1. |
Having to make a trip to Hobbs End - and missing your stop! |
Thanks to Bourbon, Caesar, Freya and Squeeky for their suggestions.
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