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EARTHDATE: September 20, 2009

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 125043:0825 - Occy: Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Stardate: 125052:1030 - Jordis: Are we there yet?!
Stardate: 125052:3605 - Dingbat: No, we're here. We're never there.
Stardate: 125052:6316 - Meijerman: of course we are here. it just that they have a very long driveway.

Stardate: 125060:1426 - Implantguy: Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Stardate: 125064:9111 - Arlene: I am my own cartel and everyone is banned from touching my heavenly body.
Stardate: 125065:1536 - Djentsch: I'm banned, YES!!!!!
Stardate: 125065:2189 - Butters: again Thank you Arlene
Stardate: 125065:4359 - Saxman: Arlene should look up the definition of apotheosis its fast becoming reality hehe
Stardate: 125065:4507 - Racingnut: Come on Bella program in the weapons I need to reach out and touch someone

Stardate: 125066:2783 - Dinger: 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Stardate: 125074:9391 - Occy: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Stardate: 125081:2342 - Implantguy: With all this talk about the cost of living, it's still very popular.

Stardate: 125081:4684 - Sparhawk: Visit the Virgin Islands. Screw trading, just visit.
Stardate: 125082:2594 - Arlene: I have now defiled the Virgin Islands by visiting them. Enjoy the ever-so-slightly-less-virginic Virgin Islands.

Stardate: 125141:7794 - Rasman: am I getting older or are grocery stores and elavators playing great music?
Stardate: 125145:7222 - Arlene: Is an elavator a machine that produces electronic lava?

Stardate: 125142:5459 - Implanted: Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.

Stardate: 125152:5264 - Dinger: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Stardate: 125154:1322 - Zand: Hey! Someone stole all my shoes!

Stardate: 125180:9538 - Dinger: It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Stardate: 125182:9698 - Gandroid: No matter where you go, there you are. Unless you are idle in Fed, then you might not be there. In fact, most of them are only half there...

Stardate: 125199:9980 - Dinger: The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

Stardate: 125209:1622 - Occy: When your Gecko is broken you have reptile dysfuntion
Stardate: 125209:2015 - Zand: Occy, as much as I would like to break a gecko, shouldn't it be Snake instead of Gecko?


MOOD THE WEEK

I bought this on EBay" t-shirt, Royalsims has left.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "besides, she is only trying to get me to kick her out of the cartel, so she can join again for the bonus money i'm paying out to people who join"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Oh dear, it sounds like the early adopters are being penalised"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Angelfowl, "lol, No I'm not! I just find it no fair!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Angelfowl, "I was one of the first to join and I got NOTHING!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You shouldn't have been so eager"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "and if you believe that, I've a bridge for sale in Brooklyn"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Didn't you even get the t-shirt?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Angelfowl, "T-shirt?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "The one that says, "I joined the Russia cartel and all I got was this lousy t-shirt""


TYPOS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 125335:3879 - Caesar: holos kittyheaven
Stardate: 125335:4016 - Caesar: jobs studios kittyheaven


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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