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EARTHDATE: September 27, 2009

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TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHEN YOU LAND ON A NEW PLANET

by Hazed

This week I asked for suggestions from the players for things you don't want to hear when you land on a new planet - and the response was amazing! I got so many ideas, there was enough to fill two top tens, so here's part one. The rest will be in next week's Star.

10. You can't park your shuttle here, the space is reserved for IMPORTANT people.
9. Due to circumstances beyond our control, we're out of chocolate.
8. You have entered... the twilight zone!
7. You came here in that?
6. If you are looking for the exchange you are out of luck as this planet does not have one.
5. Mind that crater on the LP... oh dear. Never mind.
4. The Stevedores are on strike, hope you can lift what you brought.
3. Don't stand still or you will be arrested for vagrancy.
2. Ya can't get there from here, ayah.

And the number one thing you don't want to hear when you land on a new planet is...

1. Congratulations, you are the 1,000,000th person to land here. Your prize is a free wedding to Arlene.


Thanks to Bourbon, Cragon, Dinger, Djentsch, Occy and Meteu for their ideas.


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