TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHEN YOU LAND ON A NEW PLANET: Part 2
by Hazed
Last week I gave you the first top ten suggestions from players of the things you really, really don't want to hear on a new planet. This topic was so popular I received enough ideas to fill two top tens, so here's the second set!
| 10. |
No greenies, no warties, no tentacles. |
| 9. |
Sale ! Everything must go! This planet will self-destruct in 60 seconds time. |
| 8. |
Fuel? Oh no, we don't sell that here - this is an eco-planet. |
| 7. |
No pets allowed... Oh, you're the pilot, well you're still not allowed here. |
| 6. |
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. |
| 5. |
The planet you're trying to reach is no longer available. |
| 4. |
Cats and mice are not welcome here. |
| 3. |
Cats and mice are the only ones allowed to visit here. |
| 2. |
Tonight's special item on the menu is YOU. |
And the number one thing you don't want to hear when you land on a new planet is...
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| 1. |
Welcome to Rigel 4: disaffection rating of 60. |
Thanks to Bourbon, Cragon, Dinger, Djentsch, Occy and Meteu for their ideas.
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