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EARTHDATE: November 1, 2009

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TOP TEN SCARIEST THINGS IN FED

by Hazed

Since it's Halloween, and there's a haunted house and a spider charm that does nasty things with its web, I wanted to know what other things in Fed the players found scary. Here's what they told me:

10. Being stuck doing ak jobs forever.
9. Bungee jumping off the Galactic Administration HQ building.
8. Getting a massive tax bill when you log on.
7. That damn tower on Graveyard!
6. Always missing your stop on the Venus shuttle and going around and around forever.
5. Talking on the comms for the very first time.
4. Getting pulled over by customs and already having hit south several times.
3. Having Gwap come after you yelling "I want brains".
2. Putting all the rooms on Titan on your Fedterm map.
And the number one scariest thing in Fed is...
1. Arlene!

Thanks to Cragon, Doolittle, Eli, Scarfdood and Zand for their suggestions.


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