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EARTHDATE: December 13, 2009

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TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY AT THE FED2 STAR OFFICE PARTY

by Hazed

Tis the season to be jolly, and offices all over the Galaxy are having their Christmas parties. One of the most exclusive is that thrown by Hazed for the newsdroids and friends at the Fed2 Star offices. So, if you are lucky enough to have an invite, here are the players' suggestions for things you should not say...

10. Hazed is so blitzed you can do what you want to her.
9. Hey everyone, I just sat on the holo-copier and make a 3D image of my bum!
8. Is that something burning or is Hazed trying to write this week's Star again?
7. Did you hear the one about Pugwash and _______?
6. Oh don't worry, this is the one night of the year we can say what we REALLY think about Hazed.
5. Hey, no-one told me we were not playing pin the tail on the boss.
4. Who said Santa is more generous than hazed about working on Christmas?
3. I think it would be a great idea to get Bourbon to play Santa.
2. News flash!
And the number one thing you shouldn't say at the Fed2 Star office party is...
1. Is that Arlene and Hazed together under the mistletoe?

Thanks to Caesar, Pinky and Zand for their suggestions. Your invites are in the post!

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