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EARTHDATE: January 24, 2010

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TOP TEN REASONS TO BE EXCITED THAT SHIP FIGHTING IS COMING BACK

by Hazed

With the appearance of the first bits of code that will eventually lead to the return of ship fighting, I wanted to know what the players felt about this, so I asked them for their reasons to be excited. Here's what they said.

10. It will annoy the taxman because people will spend their spare money on fighting instead of it being confiscated by the revenooers.
9. Looking forward to seeing what happens when we fire on the customs ship.
8. We can hunt pirates again - bring back Monty Pirate!
7. Weapons dealers all over Fed will rejoice at the increase in business.
6. Arena Space will have a purpose again.
5. Ship fighting will ensure the survival of the fittest.
4. So Squeeky can fight the evil Catspaws and win.
3. So Catspaws can fend off the annoying mouse.
2. We will all have an new outlet for all our pent up anger.
And the number one reason we're excited that ship fighting is coming back is...
1. If Arlene approaches, we can FLEE!

Thanks to Cragon, Djentsch and Squeeky for their suggestions.

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