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EARTHDATE: January 24, 2010

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 126367:0993 - Occy: The man who worked at the watch factory was very funny. He stood about all day making faces.
Stardate: 126372:3976 - Zand: The farmer was renowned throughout the land; he was outstanding in his field

Stardate: 126384:3039 - Occy: My boyfriend and I started to date after he backed his car into mine. We met by accident.-

Stardate: 126401:2712 - Occy: The man was having trouble understanding darts, so his friend explained some of the finer points.-


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "Zand is pure evil."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "not pure, just.99.99999"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lander, "if only i could promote and afford a cleaning droid..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "Promotion will come soon enough Lander."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "promoting is easy. it is getting the droid that is hard"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "I have a droid but it doesn't do cleaning."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nomad, "well i hear theres a lot of washed up star news droids that never last in that office, maybe get one of them"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lander, "Cragon, that might just be TMI... ha!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "Hazed would never part with them."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "Nomad, why do you think they never last. they aren't worth anything once she is finished with them"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nomad, "well is that why theres a new one every holiday, as they seem not to last after that"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nomad, "i also heard the last time one of the droids cleaned the floor, there was no floor left"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lander, "now that's news"


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