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EARTHDATE: February 21, 2010

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 126615:2546 - Zand: Before you give somebody a piece of your mind, be sure you can spare it.

Stardate: 126626:0078 - Hazed: Any idiot, upon seeing the first automobile, could easily predict that it would revolutionize transportation. Only someone with exceptionally keen insight could have foreseen that it would also revolutionize the sex lives of teenagers. Isaac Asimov

Stardate: 126634:5127 - Occy: No one ever wants to babysit the naughty atom, they always have to keep an ion it.-

Stardate: 126642:9241 - Occy: I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.-

Stardate: 126651:6436 - Occy: The museum had a 3-D exhibit depicting a modern funeral parlor. It was a die-orama.-


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Hazed appears in the room in a burst of divine radiance - the brightness modulated just a bit so as not to dazzle mortal eyes.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Otamusima, "Hazed's so bright.. i gotta wear shades :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Sorry, let me dial down my divine radiance a bit."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Varine, "pretty quiet around these parts this evening"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gizmo, "that can happen some days lots of talk other days you can hear a pin drop and i mean you can really hear a pin drop nomad will drop them to hear them drop :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nomad, "grins and snickers"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gizmo, "although i think hazed made him get rid of all his pins for fear of a public safety hazard"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nomad, "ya i dumped them all into the space lanes ROFL
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nomad, "so i would not drop more on the comms :p
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nomad, "runs up and down the chalk board scraping his fingernails on it as he goes
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gizmo, "runs after nomad only using a metal rake against the chalkboard instead"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trogdor, "now's a good time to start a chalkboard factory I take it"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Otamusima, "dibs on fingernail facs!"


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