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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 129925:2033 - Occy: If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you won't know what you're missing.-

Stardate: 129935:0677 - Occy: I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
Stardate: 129938:4981 - Zand: Ha! I bought a brand new, top of the line, exercise machine (cost a fortune) and I have lost 65 pounds! Of course I haven't used the machine yet, still trying to find enough change in the sofa to buy food.

Stardate: 129943:6238 - Occy: Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Stardate: 129945:4539 - Jessecka: Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Stardate: 129947:2023 - Occy: When I was younger I would make funny faces in the mirror. Now that I'm older the mirror is getting even! I hate that mirror!!!

Stardate: 129959:2893 - Occy: I can't remember ever getting nits as a kid, although I do have a lousy memory.-

Stardate: 129976:7549 - Occy: Reassembling the skeletons of prehistoric mammals can be a mammoth undertaking.-

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "to tap dance or not to tap dance that is the question"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Just don't fall in the sink"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "let it fall into the sink. i'm sure there will be another showing up sooner or later"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "But we don't want the plughole to get blocked with mouse"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "that is what the plumber is for"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "hehe"

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