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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 130350:8405 - Djentsch: YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
Stardate: 130350:8443 - Djentsch: If you're working on a car and can't seem to fix it... Get a bigger hammer

Stardate: 130374:4363 - Occy: A band of teenagers cruised past my neighbor's house and pelted it with rotten tomatoes. Police described it as a drive-by fruiting.-

Stardate: 130391:6830 - Occy: Worms are so scared, they just don't have the backbone to stand up.-

Stardate: 130399:8128 - Occy: My hematologist said my outlook is good since I'm a B Positive type.-
Stardate: 130403:5109 - Zand: That was Bloody well funny Occy

Stardate: 130409:1585 - Occy: A pickle maker fell into one of the vats at work. At hospital it was determined he had a brine injury.-

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