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EARTHDATE: July 17, 2011

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 131038:8443 - Occy: The surgeon failed to repair his own ruptured pericardium because his heart just wasn't in it.-

Stardate: 131040:4641 - Occy: I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -- an adorable pancreas?"--Jean Kerr,

Stardate: 131056:3982 - Occy: The Keystone Kops were frequently criticized for excessive use of farce.-

Stardate: 131074:0176 - Occy: I met a man who loves eating couches. I think he has a suite tooth.-


QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Occy, "They sent my Census form back!! In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?', I put ....... '12 million illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 140,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in California , leftovers from Katrina, half of Mexico , Some of the Congress, most of the Senate and a President!' ................. Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer."


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