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EARTHDATE: August 14, 2011

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 131276:9233 - Occy: Stolen: A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son. "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad. Robot slaps the dad! Mum laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son." Robot slaps the mum..

Stardate: 131281:0376 - Occy: Attention staff! The clothes keep falling off the mannequins in ladies' wear. Would someone please redress the problem?-

Stardate: 131283:8366 - Occy: I consider each one of my friends a gift. Now if only I could remember where I put some of those receipts...

Stardate: 131285:6104 - Dennotairn: The butcher closed his shop suddenly. He said he just couldn't cut it anymore.

Stardate: 131290:2963 - Occy: Zookeepers spot clean their leopards.-
Stardate: 131292:7061 - Zand: Do they use snakes to clean out the drains?

Stardate: 131306:8004 - Occy: The electrician and the air hostess got on really well together. Sparks flew!-
Stardate: 131309:6803 - Zand: Did she tell him that his 'carry ons' were too 'heavy' and needed 'lightning'?

Stardate: 131315:6172 - Occy: Do hotel managers get board with their jobs?-
Stardate: 131319:0986 - Bourbon: Carpenters are really good, they have their jobs nailed down


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