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NEW SNAKE CHARM ON SALE

by Hazed

Gallagher's has just put a new charm on sale for a limited period, to go with its high-tech keyrings. It is a silver snake that undulates and writhes in a very lifelike manner.

I was allowed to play with one of the new charms before they went on sale, and I can tell you that they are not recommended for the weak-willed! I also got a sneak peak inside Anton Gallagher's office when he nipped out for a comfort break, and discovered that his inspiration for this particular charm came from a very old piece of video footage dating back to the days before humanity colonized the Solar system.

One of my research droids managed to track down the footage, and you can watch it here. It just goes to show, nothing is original these days!

You can buy the new snake charm for one slithy tove from Gallagher's on Earth with 'BUY SNAKE'. Once it is in your possession, activate it with 'SQUEEZE SNAKE CHARM'. You can display it to others by attaching it to your keyring with 'CLIP SNAKE CHARM'.

The previous charm, a sunbeam, has officially been pulled from the shelves, but as regular readers will know, the assistant in the shop always keeps a few under the counter that she will sell on the quiet to those willing to pay double the price. Just 'BUY SUNBEAM' to get it.

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