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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 132638:2813 - Occy: Where did Anastasia go?'. 'I don't know. She must of been Romanov.'-
Stardate: 132638:4734 - Hazed: She was always russian away.

Stardate: 132646:5601 - Occy: I was fired from my job selling amplifiers. I didn't achieve the sufficient volume of sales.-
Stardate: 132648:1036 - Zand: In that position, you have to constantly make sure you don't peak and then blow it (yes, also a double entendre)

Stardate: 132672:5975 - Occy: I've never killed a deer before but I'll take a shot at it.-

Stardate: 132680:0933 - Occy: When I told them about how I escaped my pumpkin prison, they said I was out of my gourd.-

Stardate: 132688:8811 - Occy: My vacuum flask is hopeless and it's a top of the range model - that's the only place it will keep anything warm.-

Stardate: 132699:1004 - Occy: I have a high fidelity phone - it can only call my wife's number.-
Stardate: 132700:0331 - Zand: I don't believe you, are you sure it's not high infidelity phone?
Stardate: 132701:1559 - Veronique: Are you even sure it's your wife's phone?

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