POSTS OF THE WEEKStardate: 132888:5950 - Occy: Riding the escalator is a step up from always walking on the same level.- Stardate: 132914:9123 - Occy: A man at the watchmakers convention made a motion, but it died for lack of a second.- Stardate: 132923:2583 - Occy: The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center’s windows is called nursery rime.- Stardate: 132924:0009 - Occy: On Valentines day many people take heart. Stardate: 132934:2454 - Zand: I walked into the room and saw the sock drawer open. Beneath it was a pile of socks that had been formed into a rudimentary circular bowl type structure. I exclaimed, EURIKA, I have evidence at last. I have found the home of the Socknest Monster! Stardate: 132939:3820 - Occy: My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and parmesan cheese, which I hate. It really is the grater of two evils.- Stardate: 132975:0766 - Occy: John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet. It is the torque of the town.-
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