POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 132992:3303 - Occy: Eggs make lousy comedians. They always crackup at their own yokes.-
Stardate: 132995:7384 - Sjw: well you are quite the Yokester Occy:)
Stardate: 132996:4072 - Zand: How much did you have to shell out for that one Occy
Stardate: 132996:4130 - Zand: Wait! Don’t tell me, it was just chicken feed
Stardate: 133000:8978 - Occy: Lacking proper instruments, the surgeon had to resect a bowel using plumber’s tools - it was a gut-wrenching experience.-
Stardate: 133003:0579 - Zand: Talk about intestinal fortitude
Stardate: 133019:8002 - Salient: If you are reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Stardate: 133044:1280 - Occy: I took up teaching fencing as I wanted my students to get the point.-
Stardate: 133047:9572 - Occy: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Stardate: 133052:7449 - Occy: I saw a female deer in my rear-vision mirror. It was case of hind-sight.-
Stardate: 133055:5457 - Zand: Was the car a BUiCK?
Stardate: 133060:3792 - Occy: Pythons go to great lengths to kill their prey.-
Stardate: 133060:5298 - Dennotairn: They’re also always looking for that right one to call their Main Squeeze.-
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dale, “I guess it’s time to upgrade our Federation Comm units to HD”
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dale, “I’m gettin tired of the crackle”
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, “i like the crackle. keeps it real”
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dale, “Your comm unit sharply relays the following message from Dale, “Coming to you LIVE in HD, baby!” lol”
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, “oh wow, ethernet, way to capture the ether bunny”
If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.
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