POSTS OF THE WEEKStardate: 133251:5971 - Occy: My dog was mustard-colored. That made him a Gulden Retriever.- Stardate: 133290:8271 - Snocat: If you operate a drill press you have a boring job. Stardate: 133293:3129 - Snocat: A primitive tribe known as the Inno had no money - until they reached the age of Inno cents. Stardate: 133294:6675 - Occy: At the petting zoo I saw a sheep scratching itself. Turns out it had fleece.- Stardate: 133302:8019 - Occy: What do you call committed bachelors? Heartful Dodgers.- Stardate: 133303:6230 - Hazed: If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got. Stardate: 133311:5265 - Occy: They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn't eat it. It was full of carbs.- Stardate: 133312:4605 - Snocat: The dominatrix broker was heavily invested in stocks and bonds.
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