POSTS OF THE WEEKStardate: 133355:1622 - Occy: I went to prom with a broken leg. During the slow dances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her.- Stardate: 133311:5265 - Occy: They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn’t eat it. It was full of carbs.- Stardate: 133312:4605 - Snocat: The dominatrix broker was heavily invested in stocks and bonds. Stardate: 133338:4566 - Snocat: He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. Stardate: 133355:6894 - Billyjomikey: We’re not getting anywhere in geometry class. It feels like we’re going in circles. Stardate: 133362:1898 - Occy: When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.- Stardate: 133363:2494 - Oxexo: There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils. Stardate: 133372:5295 - Occy: If gophers become extinct, the hole ecosystem will die.- Stardate: 133373:8015 - Snocat: A kangaroo that can’t jump is completely hopless.
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