The weekly newsletter for Fed2
by ibgames

EARTHDATE: April 8, 2012

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 133355:1622 - Occy: I went to prom with a broken leg. During the slow dances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her.-

Stardate: 133311:5265 - Occy: They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn’t eat it. It was full of carbs.-

Stardate: 133312:4605 - Snocat: The dominatrix broker was heavily invested in stocks and bonds.

Stardate: 133338:4566 - Snocat: He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Stardate: 133338:6845 - Zand: He turned it into a Nova, huh
Stardate: 133338:6921 - Zand: Look up Nova, (spanish)
Stardate: 133340:3333 - Dennotairn: Got great gas mileage, though...

Stardate: 133355:6894 - Billyjomikey: We’re not getting anywhere in geometry class. It feels like we’re going in circles.
Stardate: 133356:8083 - Dennotairn: Groundhog day?-
Stardate: 133356:8092 - Zand: I hope they are at least covering all the angles

Stardate: 133362:1898 - Occy: When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.-

Stardate: 133363:2494 - Oxexo: There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.

Stardate: 133372:5295 - Occy: If gophers become extinct, the hole ecosystem will die.-
Stardate: 133372:6864 - Zand: How deep did you have to dig for that one Occy?

Stardate: 133373:8015 - Snocat: A kangaroo that can’t jump is completely hopless.


QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, “We should be abusing clairvoyancers who are in a good mood: then we could strike a happy medium.”


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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