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WE’RE BACK

by Hazed

Sorry about the unexpected non-appearance of the Star last week, but I was in the throes of a very nasty cold and sore throat. The newsdroids are completely incapable of producing an edition of your favorite newspaper without my supervision. At least, without me goading them and using all my “tough love” skills, what they produce is not up the standard that you have come to expect!

Since I didn’t have the energy to dish out the necessary beatings to keep their noses (or equivalent) to the grindstone and their shoulders (ditto) to the wheel, we didn’t publish.

But we’re back this week.

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