POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 134075:5281 – Wildbill: I only listen to waltzes 3/4 of the time.-
Stardate: 134075:5325 – Wildbill: A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
Stardate: 134075:5360 – Wildbill: Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Stardate: 134075:5720 – Dogeared: I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter ‘Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite’.
Stardate: 134075:5746 – Dogeared: A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Stardate: 134075:5768 – Dogeared: Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
Stardate: 134075:5803 – Dogeared: England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
Stardate: 134081:3741 – Kinther: What do vegan zombies crave? GGRRRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSS
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Davion, “Does anyone have any work for a starving Commander?”
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, “If you’re starving, nobody had better give you any meat to carry. Or fruit.”
